IF YO
U GIVE ME A CAT, OR FOOD, OR A BIG DOG I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
because i adore\ all of these things
dogs and food and cats yes
also purple things and long socks
….
yes
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here, have a happy dog wearing socks
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christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
cc bills for december paid off
people think girls relaxing in comfy clothes is like real cute and sexy with like panties and knee high socks but I’m here to tell you that comfy clothes is usually day old raccoon mascara giant sweatpants a giant tshirt and my braless titties flopping around free and wild
This is the pure essence of relaxation
Me and a co-worker went on a little shopping spree. Bought myself two new dresses for summer, two red cardigans, amazing cute knitted socks and two singlets.
uhuhuhuhuh now I need to buy red shoes!! I already have the perfect sunglasses!
- mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
- me: look children it's your father
- mum: what
- me: nothing
beescream
